So this is the story me and my friend (Aimee) came up with while eating Randoms.
Pig looked at his clock and saw it was half past turtle. He realised the mushroom was messing with his giraffe so he got into his digger and went to see his monkey. He used his phone to ring his flower and obtained the magic racket from the car, winning the championship cup bow-diamond. Smiling as the bell rang from underneath the palm tree as a snowflake fell on his ice-cream Mrs ladybird gave him.
Today I was having a good day. I went shopping and brought loads of things for my niece and nephew’s. I was still happy from yesterday, I had my first driving lesson and I saw my best friend from uni who’s back for a little while. I spent the whole day with her till 11.30pm.
Then today. I find my uncle has died. Even though he is no longer in pain the rest of us our at his lost. The pain in my dad’s voice…
I hurt right now, so hurt. No one even cares. Not even my mum, and it’s not like I can talk to my dad. He’s too worried about my uncle who’s in hospital with cancer. My sister in America can’t do anything about it, plus she’s about to have a baby! With a complete arsehole of course who no one can stand. My brother-in-law pisses us all off. My other sister is also about to have a baby but she’s still got a while to go yet but I can’t stress her out with my problems.
I apologise for this. I just wanted to rant somewhere while I cry. Because if I don’t it gets too much and then…
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I just overheard my mum moaning at my stepdad because he hasn’t fixed the bathroom sink yet. My stepdad’s excuse was that (his exact words) ’there is a war coming, so all the Jedi’s are preparing and I need to make sure there is plenty of food in the house before the big flood’!
OMG I nearly forgot to tell you guys this funny story about what happened today.
I was walking to town (worst idea ever! It was bloody freezing outside) and I was listening to The Pokemon theme song on my ipod. I was mouthing the words as i was walking along…or at least I thought I was mouthing the words. Turns out I was singing quite loudly along with my music. I was so embarrassed! I can’t believe I didnt even realize I was doing it!
In the stories of the Seminole Indians of Oklahoma, Hvcko Capko (‘Long Ears’) was a composite creature with the head of a large-eyed wolf, a grey body and a horse-like tail. It lived in rocky places and had terrible smell - which is how you knew it was near. Hvcko Capko was believed to be the carrier of diseasem which ensured that contact with it was avoided at all costs.
(I have deicded to start to daily post one randon creature from my ‘The Element Encyclopedia of Magical Creatures’. Don’t know why, just proves I don’t have much of a life! xD)
(It would be cool if someone could give me a letter for tomorrow’s random post, please.)
I have just gotten home from a night out in town. Obviously I’m not too drunk as I am still capable of writing. Im so happy though as I saw my bestie mate in town who is home from uni for Christmas. I tackled her of course as she walked through the door. My other problem is that after the 5th jagerbomb and 2 JD and coke i cant remember what else I drank. But damn that donnar kebab and garlic sauce tasted good!
THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER! I FINALLY FINISHED INHERITANCE (AND OMG!) I WANT TO CRY! MY LIFE IS NOW OVER! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME SO LONG THOUGH. I’VE BEEN SO BUSY THIS PAST WEEK I HARDLY HAD TIME TO READ. AND NOW IT’S OVER! :’(
AND THEN EVEN BETTER NEWS! I GOT OFFERED A JOB TODAY AT A NURSERY! YIPEEEEE! IT’S BEEN 5 MONTHS SINCE I FINISHED COLLEGE AND I FIANLLY GET MYSELF A JOB!