July 2012
2 posts
Hehe
Hehe I just poked my friend with a penis!
Jul 22nd
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WOMAN ANSWER YOUR DAMN TEXTS!!!!!!!
I think the Title says it all!
Jul 2nd
May 2012
2 posts
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WOW
I went to my dad’s today and came home with 42 DVDs! Thanks dad!!
May 12th
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May 9th
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April 2012
3 posts
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OMG AVENGERS ASSEMBLE IS AWESOME!
OMG OMG OMG! I SAW IT LAST NIGHT! IT’S AWESOME IT’S BRILLIANT! IT’S FUNNY! IT’S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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Rowntree's Randoms Story!
So this is the story me and my friend (Aimee) came up with while eating Randoms. Pig looked at his clock and saw it was half past turtle. He realised the mushroom was messing with his giraffe so he got into his digger and went to see his monkey. He used his phone to ring his flower and obtained the magic racket from the car, winning the championship cup bow-diamond. Smiling as the bell rang from...
Apr 9th
March 2012
3 posts
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Pokemon
Does anyone else think Pokemon has just gone on long enough? I mean isn’t 15 seasons a bit too much?
Mar 24th
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Yummy
I like Mango Juice!
Mar 17th
Mar 8th
February 2012
7 posts
LIFE
How cruel. Today I was having a good day. I went shopping and brought loads of things for my niece and nephew’s. I was still happy from yesterday, I had my first driving lesson and I saw my best friend from uni who’s back for a little while. I spent the whole day with her till 11.30pm. Then today. I find my uncle has died. Even though he is no longer in pain the rest of us our at his...
Feb 26th
houseofhanover: somethingjellybeans: I apologise for the previous posting. But I am now out of the depression thanks to a chubby baby belly-flopping a crocodile and High School Musical songs. CHLOE!!!! I’ve got my first driving lesson Saturday! Oh lawd D: I’ll not head into Leighton Buzzard, then. Just kidding, I’m sure you’ll be fine C: <3 By the way, do you watch Sherlock?  Yes!...
Feb 23rd
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Good news
I apologise for the previous posting. But I am now out of the depression thanks to a chubby baby belly-flopping a crocodile and High School Musical songs. CHLOE!!!! I’ve got my first driving lesson Saturday!
Feb 23rd
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Hurt
I hurt right now, so hurt. No one even cares. Not even my mum, and it’s not like I can talk to my dad. He’s too worried about my uncle who’s in hospital with cancer. My sister in America can’t do anything about it, plus she’s about to have a baby! With a complete arsehole of course who no one can stand. My brother-in-law pisses us all off. My other sister is also...
Feb 16th
Reblog If your Valentine is Benedict Cumberbatch,...
houseofhanover: queen-cry-baby: All of the above?
Feb 13th
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Weird conversation!
I just overheard my mum moaning at my stepdad because he hasn’t fixed the bathroom sink yet. My stepdad’s excuse was that (his exact words) ’there is a war coming, so all the Jedi’s are preparing and I need to make sure there is plenty of food in the house before the big flood’! What a strage man he is.
Feb 12th
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Feb 7th
January 2012
15 posts
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Jan 30th
7 notes
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Jan 29th
5 notes
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Jan 21st
2 tags
Jan 21st
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houseofhanover asked: Duuuuuude, I don't have any texts from you D: My number hasn't changed, so I don't know why I haven't got them.
Jan 17th
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CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!
OI! WOMAN! DO YOU HAVE A NEW NUMBER BECAUSE YOU AREN’T ANSWERING ARE TEXTS!
Jan 17th
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OMG do I have a story for you!
OMG I nearly forgot to tell you guys this funny story about what happened today. I was walking to town (worst idea ever! It was bloody freezing outside) and I was listening to The Pokemon theme song on my ipod. I was mouthing the words as i was walking along…or at least I thought I was mouthing the words. Turns out I was singing quite loudly along with my music. I was so embarrassed! I...
Jan 14th
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Bored
Soooo….I’m bored and would like to watch anime. Any suggestions?
Jan 14th
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Calendar
Chloe, I’m still waiting for you to text me the daily shakespeare insults from your calendar! You owe me 14 days worth!
Jan 14th
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CHLOE!
CHLOE SAMSAM SAYS HI!!!!!!!!
Jan 8th
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Amazed
Just watched Transformers 3! IT WAS AMAZING! But where did the twins go!?
Jan 7th
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Transformers
Watching Transformers 2. I still cry when Optimus Prime dies even though I know he’ll come back. It’s too painful to watch! :’( On the other hand I LOVE THE TWINS they are soo funny!
Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Hvcko Capko
(Good luck trying to pronounce it) In the stories of the Seminole Indians of Oklahoma, Hvcko Capko (‘Long Ears’) was a composite creature with the head of a large-eyed wolf, a grey body and a horse-like tail. It lived in rocky places and had terrible smell - which is how you knew it was near. Hvcko Capko was believed to be the carrier of diseasem which ensured that contact with it was...
Jan 5th
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Four Georges
I keep singing the Four Georges song! lol “BORN TO RULE OVER YOU!”
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
7 posts
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Dec 30th
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ik am dcrubk, medrry chrisdtmsw edveeryoned!
Dec 24th
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HOUSEOFHANOVER!
CHLOE I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 21st
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Home
I have just gotten home from a night out in town. Obviously I’m not too drunk as I am still capable of writing. Im so happy though as I saw my bestie mate in town who is home from uni for Christmas. I tackled her of course as she walked through the door. My other problem is that after the 5th jagerbomb and 2 JD and coke i cant remember what else I drank. But damn that donnar kebab and garlic...
Dec 17th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
6 notes
Allergy alert!
So I found out today I react to Vinyl. Bad news: my hands are now covered in an itchy rash. Good news: won’t be changing any poopy nappies until new gloves come in for me! YAY! :D
Dec 2nd
November 2011
25 posts
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Lee Evans is awesome!
I saw your wife today up the high street she was with…(shut the fuck up!) …She was with a chicken…that she was taking back to the zoo…but the orangutan said ‘no, you can’t do that without a receipt.’
Nov 30th
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When I see Justin Bieber's face.
thisismylifebitches:
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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OMG
I’ve just found the ‘Now that’s what I call Disney’ album! I. Want. It!
Nov 22nd
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Complete
Does anyone else feel like they have nothing to do with their lives now that the Inheritance Cycle is over?
Nov 22nd
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houseofhanover
houseofhanover: somethingjellybeans: OH SO NOW YOU TALK TO ME! I LOVE YOU REALLY! MY LITTLE HEFFALUMP! houseofhanover: somethingjellybeans: CHLOE’S A PERVERT! WHAT I WHAT I WHAT What did I do? :C I’m not a pervert, not never ever ever *sobs* I’M SO SORRYYYYY D: MY WORK HAS BEEN EATING ME. TRUE STORY, BRO. How is your new job, by the way? c: YEAH IT’S FINE. REALLY LIKE THE...
Nov 20th
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when Murtagh...
lloydi-chii: calls Eragon “Brother” I´m always like:
Nov 20th
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houseofhanover
OH SO NOW YOU TALK TO ME! I LOVE YOU REALLY! MY LITTLE HEFFALUMP! houseofhanover: somethingjellybeans: CHLOE’S A PERVERT! WHAT I WHAT I WHAT What did I do? :C I’m not a pervert, not never ever ever *sobs*
Nov 20th
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houseofhanover
CHLOE’S A PERVERT!
Nov 20th
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I did it!
THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER! I FINALLY FINISHED INHERITANCE (AND OMG!) I WANT TO CRY! MY LIFE IS NOW OVER! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME SO LONG THOUGH. I’VE BEEN SO BUSY THIS PAST WEEK I HARDLY HAD TIME TO READ. AND NOW IT’S OVER! :’( AND THEN EVEN BETTER NEWS! I GOT OFFERED A JOB TODAY AT A NURSERY! YIPEEEEE! IT’S BEEN 5 MONTHS SINCE I FINISHED COLLEGE AND I...
Nov 14th
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I HAVE MY COPY!
YES! YAY!! YIPEE!!! I have my copy of Inheritance. And so it begins! Talk to you all in three days!
Nov 8th